DOES SIZE MATTER?
Today I
am throwing myself to the wolves and taking the risk of possibly earning myself
a couple of male enemies as I
tackle a very important question….. Does size matter? Yes, I am referring to
the size of the male reproductive organ.
Our
creator designed us all in a unique fashion, both the male and female species.
Some brothers were created with rather small uhm, you know… while others were
created to be interestingly well endowed.
I
happened to be in the company of fabulous ladies from diverse cultures over the
weekend, at a Bridal Shower, whereupon one of the girls happened to raise the
question, “Does size matter”.
The
feedback received was both very eye opening but mostly downright hilarious and I
choked on my whiskey a couple of times, amid roars of girly laughter throughout
the discussion which soon turned into a heated debate.
The irony
of this debate is, I have often eavesdropped on conversations between guy
friends, where I have overheard them chuckle and giggle amongst themselves
dissing ladies who they feel have large vaginas. Hehehehehe…..
Now I am
not saying these friends of mine are likely to belong to the group of the less
endowed members of society BUT, accordingly to the biological nature of the
female vagina and according to Gynaecologists and Sexologists, the female
vaginal walls are by design elastic. Effectively, the vagina freely expands and
contracts, in reaction to the size of the object received via insertion. So I
am yet to fathom these allegations about females having big vaginas, which is a
topic for another day because today we are talking about the size of the D.
It was a
night of weird revelations and confessions and some of the stories actually call
for a stiff one (drink, that is)!
*Macy,
one of the ladies who shared her story, told us that she was considering
dumping her man of 2 years, because of the size of his *coughs*. She lamented that she was not at all impressed and was on
the verge of calling it quits. While I was still contemplating my sympathetic
response to *Macy, another sister, *Zethu, quickly interjected and posed a
question to *Macy in an obvious attempt to ascertain whether the guy’s manhood
(or lack thereof) was the sole reason that she wanted out, and she responded to
the affirmative. She opened up that he man was actually a good guy, and that he
took good care of her, spoiled her rotten and practically worshipped the ground
she walked, save for the little problem up in the bedroom.
*Zethu
advised her against ending the relationship and offered her tips on how to work
with AND around what she had. She confessed that she had previously been
involved with a brother of the less endowed species, who loved her and took
very good care of her. She had ended the relationship for the simple reason
that she was frustrated with his …. you know.
She
moved on and dated a Nigerian brother who, not surprisingly, was of the
endangered err, I mean endowed species. *chuckle* Only, this brother was
nothing like her former lover, “This one
came with nothing but a headache”, she squealed in between gulps of her Hunters
Dry Cider, much to everyone’s entertainment! She pointed out that this dude was
very pompous, disrespectful and busy in other woman’s private parts out there!
He cared less about spoiling her and often showed her the door when she
attempted to address his wayward ways.
She added that, given the opportunity again, she would have much rather
stayed with her Ex who loved and treated like a queen.
The
debate lasted well into the night with some ladies Pro Small D and others Pro
Big D, each supporting their choices by sharing personal experiences.
In
conclusion, the question still beckons.. DOES size matter? My response; “Yes and No”.
Peace Out Ladies and
Gents!!!
Have
yourselves a fabulous day, till next week!! Much love and God Bless!
*Not their real names
