‘BLESSER’

“Blesser”, the new buzzword! Everyone is talking about ‘Blessers’ and no, it has nothing to do with religion, and everything to do with what you are prepared to do (or rather give) for money.

A Blesser, I am told, is what was previously known as a Sugar Daddy.  Basically, it is a filthy rich man who is prepared to give you a lavish lifestyle, at the expense of your..*coughs*. Yes, you must be prepared to repay him in kind.  Also, by virtue of you being on the receiving end of all these riches, you are referred to what is termed a ‘Blessee’. I would like to think of it as a different level of prostitution, but in this case, your profits are multiplied and you need not stand by the side of the road clad in a mini skirt and heels, exposing yourself to the perils of the nightlife.

I did some research and I the feedback I received was very interesting or rather, quite disturbing. Apparently, there are levels in this game. I believe the Blessers are ranked from Level 1 up to Level 4. The Level 4 Blessers are said to be millionaires who spoil you with overseas holidays, cars and houses. Yes, all in exchange for your vagina (I could not think of a milder way to put it). And before your eyes pop out of their sockets, it is alleged that some of these Blessers demand lewd sexuals acts from their ‘Blessees’ and they pay more if you agree to unprotected sexual intercourse (this is not going to help reduce the rate of STI and HIV transmission of course).

I also discovered that there is actually a Facebook Page where one can acquaint herself with a Blesser if she so desires to. It is called BlesserFinder. Creepy hey…. I do not know how authentic the page is but it would appear that some cyber perverts are taking advantage of the situation and have set up dubious clone pages which some locals have fallen victim to. I recall an incident of a local who was trying to ‘bag’ herself a Blesser on what soon turned out to be a fake BlesserFinder page. The lady introduced herself and stated that she was looking for a Blesser, to which the person operating the page declared to her that he was a Level 4 Blesser who was a straight to the point kind of man. He asked her to send nudes, which instruction she hastily obliged to. After sending a full body nude picture of herself (she was a thick girl and she did have a couple of stretch marks, I mean who doesn’t), the “Blesser” responded with a short “Sorry you do not qualify”. The nerve! All this after she took her time to pose nude. Hehehehehe.. The dubious character then exposed the aspiring ‘Blessee’ by taking a screenshot of their conversation and picture and posted it on the internet. I can only imagine the embarrassment this brought to both the aspiring ‘Blessee’ and her family.

Whilst I agree that the economy is not doing very well and it is a fact that we have an alarmingly high unemployment rate, surely this Blesser debacle is not a solution especially for our young girls who are prone to falling into this trap.  The lifestyle may look lavish and enticing but there are serious repercussions. It is all fun and games until it gets real hey. Aside from the risk of contracting sexually transmitted infections, this way of life does not empower our youth in any way. Actually, it promotes teenage prostitution and laziness.
What happens to you when you grow older and your looks/body changes? What do you have to fall back on? And that is if you are fortunate to live that long, considering the risks involved.

Personally, I would love to go on a shopping spree overseas, own property and tan my yellowbone self on some exotic island while sipping on a Margareta but hey… I will have to work hard to realise that dream because there is no way in hell I am prepared to give up my ‘goods’ to some pervert, just because. Oh wait, do the Blessers even do over 35 year olds? Hahahahaha!! I would probably get a “Sorry you do not qualify” response like that lady whose nudes weren’t pleasing enough.

Anyway, have you ever wondered how these dudes like look? The Blessers, I mean.  I imagine them to be big bellied obnoxious men who wear thick gold chains around their necks with a big fat cigar in hand! But then again, I am probably sooooo wrong! What if they are decent good looking ‘innocent’ guys? Heck, they could be your neighbour, your Pastor, your Husband (God forbid) or even your father (Ok now I’m pushing it), but seriously…. They do not have “Blesser” marked on their foreheads, and the same goes for the ‘Blessees”.  Ooooooh, now the tables turn. Yeah, your friend, colleague and lest I forget, even your little wifey, how do you know she is not a ‘Blessee’?

How long will this craze last? Well, we will never know now will we?

Hot topic this one! I could go on and on and on, but let me conclude the topic for today.

Till next week, Be Blessed (By our creator, that is) and much love from me to you!!