Hey, It’s Ok..

… to find another parking spot when required to parallel park

… if your wig accidentally slides off while you are making out with your dude

… if the only body warmth you get on a cold night is that of your fat fluffy cat

… to picture yourself walking down the aisle with the love of your life

… if your stalking skills would put an FBI agent to shame

… if your Mac lipstick is not the original

… if your best karaoke voice sounds similar to a cat in distress

… if you are not too proud of yourself when you look at your call register and       sent texts the next day after a hectic night out with your girlfriends

... to gobble down a whole slab of chocolate at once - because chocolate

…  to pay for a full month’s gym subscription but only manage to attend twice

… if you are slightly older than your dude- because Cougar Town

… if you have a crush on Tyrese Gibson

… to admit that you actually enjoy watching Tom and Jerry at your age

… if you have not the foggiest understanding of politics but think that Jacob Zuma, Julius Malema and Donald Trump are great comedians

... to take his call on the first ring after telling your Bestie you were done with him   

… to gulp down a litre of pineapple juice on your way to visit your dude- because sweet you know where

… to skip Sunday bathing and conveniently blame the water rationing situation

… if you and your girl-squad each pitch in coins on a mid-month weekend to buy yourselves the cheapest boxed wine available  

… to skip the party just so you can spend quality time with your dude

… to admit that your cooking skills suck    

 

No, it’s NOT Ok

... to flirt with your friend’s dude

… to run your mouth about petty gossip

… to stay with a dude that beats you up

… if you neglect to have regular health check-ups which include being tested for HIV, Cancer and other potentially harmful conditions

… to steal wine from my cellar